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All Grown Up

Aww. The cute girl I used to crush on – from the lefty activist group in California – she still looks just 18. I was a bad boy. She had … Continue reading

July 31, 2016 · 1 Comment

Baltimore Stories (5)

So Dave and I are driving through suburban Maryland, on the way back from Columbia. I’m kind of nervous, what with the 500 hits of LSD I have tucked inside … Continue reading

August 29, 2015 · 3 Comments

Baltimore Stories (4)

So that was the funny thing, whenever I was out with my buddy, I always got laid. He “taught” me, as it were, how to pick up women. I thought … Continue reading

July 17, 2015 · 3 Comments

The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil, Part II: Carrie

Actually, I couldn’t tell you the first time I met Jenny. I could tell you, however, two things random things about my adventure with Jenny. One, something that made me … Continue reading

October 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil, Part I: Jenny

I don’t remember, I think we met in the hallway, between classes. She said, “let’s go. We have to go now!” We ran outside. We kept running, to the edge … Continue reading

October 13, 2014 · 3 Comments
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