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Hipster’s Angels

“Look Around the Poker Table; If You Can’t See the Sucker, You’re It.” – Warren Buffett

sexy-gun-woman-10303838Children behave
That’s what they say when we’re together
And watch how you play
They don’t understand
And so we’re running just as fast as we can
Holdin’ onto one another’s hand
Tryin’ to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to the ground
And then you say

I think we’re alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think we’re alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Daniel-Craig-James-BondLook at the way
We gotta hide what we’re doin’
‘Cause what would they say
If they ever knew and so we’re
Running just as fast as we can
Holdin’ onto one another’s hand
Tryin’ to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to the ground
And then you say

cropped-cangels.jpgI think we’re alone now (alone now)
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think we’re alone now (alone now)
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
I think we’re alone now (alone now)
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think we’re alone now (alone now)
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Girls AloudI Think We’re Alone Now

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9 comments on “Hipster’s Angels

  1. friendlyhipster
    September 19, 2013

    Reblogged this on friendlyhipster.

  2. Hipster Racist
    September 20, 2013

    Reblogged this on Hipster Racist and commented:

    It’s like the CIA, but for hipsters.

  3. HerewardMW
    September 21, 2013

    CIA motto: “And you shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free.”

    HIA motto: “You’ve probably never heard of us.”

  4. Harley
    February 18, 2014

    I got some for ya, HR.

    Mossad: By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt Wage War.

    HIA: By Way of Seduction, Thou Shalt Wage War

    …or…By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt Seduce…

    I could think of various versions. You could be the 50’s styled alternative to ‘Make Love Not War.’

    Make War Through Love, vice versa, etc.

    But please keep me out of the BDSM stuff. I’m a sensitive gal.

    • Hipster Racist
      February 18, 2014

      @Harley

      “By Way of Seduction, Thou Shalt Wage War”

      “Make War Through Love”

      Love those two!

      • Harley
        February 18, 2014

        Did you ever see Dangerous Liaisons, with Michele Pfeiffer and John Malkovich? These slogans remind me of that flick.

        Have you ever played sweet – total fakery in your case I suspect – to seduce some authentically hard-to-get, but innocent, woman?

        Pity the creature.

    • Hipster Racist
      February 18, 2014

      @Harley

      Pretty sure I saw it on cable but so long ago I can barely remember it.

      Hey now, I AM sweet. But sweet doesn’t work nearly as well as cocky.

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