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We were seated at my favorite table at Chloe’s, half way through the bottle of wine, when I noticed a man a few tables over stealing glances at little lady. … Continue reading

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Trump Card: Part 1

They say the only sex scandal a politician can’t survive is being caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy. A few years after the September 11, … Continue reading

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Baltimore Stories (5)

So Dave and I are driving through suburban Maryland, on the way back from Columbia. I’m kind of nervous, what with the 500 hits of LSD I have tucked inside … Continue reading

August 29, 2015 · 3 Comments

JFK To 9/11

JFK was long before I was even born and I was never particularly interested in the story. In fact, I never even saw the Oliver Stone movie. But after spending … Continue reading

July 30, 2015 · 8 Comments

Sweet Melissa

“Sweet Melissa!” It was just that dorky thing she always said. She gasped as she felt her … self … tightening. She thought she was going to come right then … Continue reading

July 23, 2015 · 1 Comment

Baltimore Stories (4)

So that was the funny thing, whenever I was out with my buddy, I always got laid. He “taught” me, as it were, how to pick up women. I thought … Continue reading

July 17, 2015 · 3 Comments

Baltimore Stories (3)

It was going to be a busy day. First, I want to go to Fells Point and fuck little miss marybelle before her mom gets home at five o’clock. Then, … Continue reading

May 6, 2015 · 3 Comments

Baltimore Stories (2)

“Here, hold the end of the belt and pull tight.” No, not like that you filthy perverts. It was some dude I knew. He had a belt wrapped around his … Continue reading

May 4, 2015 · 7 Comments

Baltimore Stories (1)

The riots in Baltimore are as good of an excuse as any to write some new fiction for the book. Ok, ok. I graduated high school when I was 16, … Continue reading

May 3, 2015 · 3 Comments

The Spy Who Drugged Me

The Spy Who Drugged Me: A Special Investigative Report exclusively for Hipster Intelligence Agency. See parts 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 previously published here.

There’s more to Miley than meets the eye. Disney princess turned sex symbol, her videos and performances are known for controversial symbolism and cryptic meanings. Is there a method to the madness? Find out as Hipster Racist takes you down the rabbit hole. A tale of sex, drugs, and spies.

December 4, 2014 · 2 Comments
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