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Baltimore Stories (3)

It was going to be a busy day. First, I want to go to Fells Point and fuck little miss marybelle before her mom gets home at five o’clock. Then, … Continue reading

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Baltimore Stories (2)

“Here, hold the end of the belt and pull tight.” No, not like that you filthy perverts. It was some dude I knew. He had a belt wrapped around his … Continue reading

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Baltimore Stories (1)

The riots in Baltimore are as good of an excuse as any to write some new fiction for the book. Ok, ok. I graduated high school when I was 16, … Continue reading

May 3, 2015 · 2 Comments

The Spy Who Drugged Me

The Spy Who Drugged Me: A Special Investigative Report exclusively for Hipster Intelligence Agency. See parts 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 previously published here.

There’s more to Miley than meets the eye. Disney princess turned sex symbol, her videos and performances are known for controversial symbolism and cryptic meanings. Is there a method to the madness? Find out as Hipster Racist takes you down the rabbit hole. A tale of sex, drugs, and spies.

December 4, 2014 · 1 Comment

Miley Cyrus Eyes

Did you notice Miley Virus’ hair style and devil horns during her VMA performance? Did you notice Robin Thicke joined her to sing his song, “Blurred Lines?” Get it? Crossing … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · 1 Comment

The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil, Part II: Carrie

Actually, I couldn’t tell you the first time I met Jenny. I could tell you, however, two things random things about my adventure with Jenny. One, something that made me … Continue reading

October 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil, Part I: Jenny

I don’t remember, I think we met in the hallway, between classes. She said, “let’s go. We have to go now!” We ran outside. We kept running, to the edge … Continue reading

October 13, 2014 · 3 Comments

tongue tied

i’ll be captured by you
i’m a hostage for you
down for the cause
i’m down for you
lock me up
tie me down

July 15, 2014 · 2 Comments

They Love Each Other

Our Little Conspiracy :)

July 5, 2014 · 8 Comments

Whisperer’s Tale 2

It was a big party because it was in two apartments. There must have been over 100 people there, maybe more. And there was always lots of alcohol at Wigger’s … Continue reading

June 12, 2014 · 1 Comment

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